• Rudolfplatz - The journey begins at the beloved Rudolfplatz, a favorite square. The guide will provide engaging materials to make the tour both interactive and captivating.
• Ehrenstraße - The tour continues along the lively Ehrenstraße, offering recommendations for dining and shopping in Cologne.
• Helenenturm - Discover an enormous ancient Roman tower that has withstood the test of time! Enjoy listening to the fascinating tales of a Roman family filled with drama, akin to a true soap opera!
• Koelnisches Stadtmuseum - Proceed past the historic Stadtmuseum (exterior visit) to view the renowned “flying car” and head towards the magnificent Kölner Dom cathedral.
• Cologne Cathedral - Discuss the cherished Dom of Cologne (exterior visit) and stroll by several of the city’s notable Brauhaus, providing insights on how to be an ideal patron in these unique eateries!
• Alter Markt - Continue to the old market to showcase one of Cologne’s most charming butt-statues (yes, that’s correct) and introduce two iconic characters known throughout the city, symbolizing love+friendship and money+success.
• Fischmarkt - Conclude the tour at one of Cologne’s finest spots, offering stunning views of Saint Martin’s Church and the famous colorful houses along the Rhein River!

• Expert guide for 2-hour city history tour
• Learn about the city’s history
• Discover fun facts about the city

• Gratuities

Embark on an unconventional tour to uncover the juiciest secrets of the locals and get in on their inside jokes, complete with a guide on “How to Survive Your First Visit to a Brauhaus?” Sounds exciting!

This journey through Cologne offers a unique experience, distinct from the typical, regulated, and politically correct tours. Participants can jest about the Bavarians, critique Cologne’s football skills while praising their party prowess, and humorously blame Deutsche Bahn not only for train delays but also for romantic breakups in the city. Expect plenty of humorous anecdotes paired with fascinating historical insights. After all, the goal is to learn, right?

The tour guide will share insights about the best city in Germany (we’re confident in this claim and won’t debate it) and provide excellent recommendations for places to visit, dine, and enjoy drinks. Prepare to gain a wealth of knowledge about the city while enjoying entertaining stories.

Ready to join in the laughter? 😉

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.