Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam: Politically Incorrect, History-Focused Adventure
4.9
98 Ratings
Amsterdam

This Amsterdam exploration is a step away from the traditionally sanitized tours. Imagine this as a blunt, candid excursion through Amsterdam, and remember this on your journey. Expect loads of uncensored language, inappropriately humorous jests and, naturally, a smattering of history lessons! Not for the overly sensitive!

Duration: 2 hours, 30 minutes
Cancellation: 1 day learn more
Highlights
  • Centraal Station - Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
What's Included
  • Local Guide
Location
Loetje
Stationsplein
GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)
Cancellation Policy

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

Customer Ratings
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Rachelf591
Mar 23, 2024
Fun experience - Andy is great company and really knowledgeable about Amsterdam. A good fun way learn about the city, exploring some areas you might otherwise miss.
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Kosmasm664
Mar 20, 2024
Awesome tour - Andy is a lovely tour guide specialist! She is funny, she tells good stories, she was very helpful and we are very thankful for this tour! Keep being awesome Andy ☺️
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H5882cbneild
Mar 11, 2024
Great and fun tour! - The tour was well organized and our tour guide, Andy was very knowledgeable about the places we went to. It was a super fun experience and would recommend it to everyone!
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Gina
Feb 27, 2024
A great way to spend a few hours - A great way to spend a few hours. It was a bit damp but it didn't dampen us. Andy, our guide was very knowledgeable, we had a laugh. I'll always remember why the wonky buildings now. If you pay through TripAdvisor we were told that doesn't go to the guide so a tip is expected. Honestly, it is worth it though.
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Passport638079
Dec 7, 2023
Perfect tour - Andy has been an amazing, funny and interesting guide. She has a great attitude and keeps a good vibe throughout the whole tour. There wasn't one question she couldn't answer. Very professional but not boring at all, would definitely recommend to everyone!
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Rocio
Nov 18, 2023
Liza the best tour guide ever! - Liza was amazing!!! I really recommend this tour if you want to know more about Amsterdam more than the basics!!! We love all the details she gave us and how we moving around (I had bad experiences getting stuck for 1 hour on the same spot talking about something) this wasn’t the case, Liza was above and beyond! Love her!!
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Jo_ocx1437xd
Nov 15, 2023
Amazing tour with Liza! - Had a tour with Liza today! She was very down to earth, honest, and funny. A really good guide, that will show you the sincere side of Amsterdam and it’s history.
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Daydream54498165896
Nov 12, 2023
Good! - Went on the Rude Bastards tour of Amsterdam, Maya was very funny and entertaining. Would highly recommend, but not for folk of a sensitive disposition.
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Y5473gfmariaf
Nov 13, 2023
Interesting and fun facts, no history part - We really enjoyed our tour in Amsterdam with Andy! There were interesting insights about the city and the Dutch culture. However, I wouldn't recommend it to people visiting Amsterdam for the first time since it lacks some basic Dutch&Amsterdam history background. It was mostly fun facts about the city and the Dutch ways.
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Kenopener
Feb 11, 2024
Basic tour - The guide was friendly and had interesting facts to share. The tour was also done in a small group, making it more comfortable. However, the tour was quite rushed and I felt that I didn’t have time to take in the atmosphere.
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