Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam: Politically Incorrect, History-Focused Adventure

This Amsterdam exploration is a step away from the traditionally sanitized tours. Imagine this as a blunt, candid excursion through Amsterdam, and remember this on your journey. Expect loads of uncensored language, inappropriately humorous jests and, naturally, a smattering of history lessons! Not for the overly sensitive!

Duration: 2 hours, 30 minutes
Cancellation: 24 hours
Highlights
  • Centraal Station - Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
What's Included
  • Local Guide
What's Not Included
  • Gratuities
  • Lunch
Location
Loetje
Stationsplein
GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)
Cancellation Policy

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

Customer Ratings
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237jaena
Apr 24, 2025
10/10 - Tour was amazing! Very fun and funny and we got to see and learn so much of Amsterdam. Our tour guide was great but we can't remember her name! She was from Hungary and wore a great yellow jacket :) Make sure you bring cash to tip your guide because we forgot to do this beforehand. Would highly recommend :)
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G2691rfderekw
Mar 22, 2025
Great and funny tour of Amsterdam City Centre - Flóra was a great guide with lots of great info about Amsterdam locations and history, as well as funny jokes along the way! A very fun tour that I highly recommend to anyone visiting Amsterdam looking for a more non-traditional experience.
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812hanishs
Feb 22, 2025
They live up to their name - Flora is really a charming girl. She fills your trip with positivity, humour and fun while also giving you knowledge about the city
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240drisse
Jan 24, 2025
Best tour in Amsterdam - Flora was exceptional ! The tour is full of interesting sights and recommendations !! Highly recommend if you are in Amsterdam 👌🏽
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Tonygt9651ak
Oct 27, 2024
Fun and great walking tour - Maya was great fun and informative. Clear instructions for meeting point…even contacted us via WhatsApp with photos of where to meet a couple of hours beforehand. This is the 2nd Rude Bastards tour we’ve done and we love them. It’s light hearted but gets you around the city and you see and learn things you would have otherwise missed. Highly recommended.
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Marko
Oct 7, 2024
Informative and entertaining - Maja was very knowledgeable, funny and helpful for any questions! Coolest walking tour I have been on! Highly recommend!
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Anna_b
Jun 27, 2024
Nice walk around the city centre, fun facts included. - Very nice walk around with witty stories about the people and locations of Amsterdam. Don't worry- no history lesson- more like a happy little break from the serious tours. Thank you so much for time!!
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Caroline_m
May 27, 2024
Do this tour!! - Maja was brilliant. She made the tour so much fun, and we saw places that we wouldn’t have seen if we’d have done it on our own. Would 100% recommend xx
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Masral
May 26, 2024
Rude bastards rule! - Very nice to walk through Amsterdam with the Rude Bast***s. Maya showed us nice places and almost all the stories she told were true ;-).Just kidding! Highly recommended, even if you're from the Netherlands! 😀
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Ardraa2024
Apr 9, 2024
A must-try tour - The tour was very entertaining. Our guide, Liza, told us about the history of the place in the least history-lesson way. Also made some good friends on the tour.
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Cancellation: Free cancellation up to 24 hours before the start of your experience (local time).