• Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris - Explore the cathedral and its surroundings. It’s interesting how the funding for repairs surged after the fire.
• Equestrian Statue of Henri IV - This statue pays tribute to a cherished French king on Paris’s most historic bridge. Remarkably, the bridge remains intact after 418 years.
• Pyramide du Louvre - Enjoy a stroll around this iconic landmark.
• Conciergerie - Wander through this neighborhood, visit the museum, and learn about the history of the guillotine.

• Skilled guide for the entire journey

Paris: the city of romance, illumination, and a rich tapestry of historical events. If you’re seeking a tour that glosses over the past, this isn’t the one for you. However, if you’re ready for a politically incorrect, humor-filled journey through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.

History is more than just dates and facts—it’s brimming with scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides embrace the messy parts and delight in them. Anticipate a tour that is as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a generous touch of irreverence.

Starting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, crossing the romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, one of Paris’s two natural islands. We will conclude the tour by walking up to the Louvre Museum and through its courtyard.

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.