• Best Western Plus Casino Royale–Center Strip - The Casino Royale in Las Vegas doesn’t boast or shine—it smiles. Nestled on the Strip like a spirited street poet among marble giants and neon titans, it leans in with a raspy chuckle and invites, “Come on in, sweetheart. We still do it the old way.” It doesn’t pretend to be a palace. It doesn’t need to. It’s the lively, beer-scented heart of Vegas as it once was—louder, more affordable, and a bit more vibrant.

There’s no chandelier made of a thousand crystals. There’s no Roman column or faux-Venetian canal. Instead, there’s the unmistakable glow of $3 bottles, $5 drafts, the clatter of affordable chips, and the delightful aroma of $3 hot dogs cooked just a tad too long.

Inside, the ceiling feels low, like a secret. The carpet is bold and unapologetic, a kaleidoscope of colors that seem to whisper of long nights and longer odds. The lighting is dim, not moody but practical—because in Casino Royale, the star is the action, not the ambiance. This is Vegas without the designer heels!

• O’Sheas Pub - The smallest casino on the Vegas Strip and home to the beloved Frozen Baileys (this treat is like a Wendy’s Frosty drenched in Baileys Irish Cream!)—O’Sheas offers beer pong, a selection of low minimum table games, including blackjack and roulette, allowing guests to test their luck in a more intimate setting compared to the sprawling casinos nearby. The outdoor bar area provides a perfect spot to soak in the vibrant atmosphere of the Promenade, with views of the High Roller observation wheel adding to the visual spectacle.

• The LINQ Promenade - The LINQ Promenade is a lively, open-air entertainment district. A pedestrian-friendly esplanade offers a dynamic blend of dining, shopping, and attractions that cater to visitors of all ages.

At the heart of the Promenade stands the High Roller, a 550-foot-tall observation wheel (largest in operation in the world) that provides panoramic views of the city skyline. For thrill-seekers, the Fly LINQ Zipline offers an exhilarating ride soaring above the bustling crowds below.

The Promenade boasts an eclectic mix of over 35 restaurants and retailers, including popular spots like Brooklyn Bowl, Gordon Ramsay Fish & Chips, In-N-Out Burger along with several food and drink happy hour deals.

Whether you’re looking to indulge in culinary delights, shop for unique souvenirs, or simply soak in the lively atmosphere, the Promenade offers a quintessential Las Vegas experience that combines modern attractions with the city’s signature flair.

• Stage Door Casino - Nestled just off the glitzy Las Vegas Strip, Stage Door Casino is one of the last hole-in-the-wall spots slightly on/off the Strip yet offers a nostalgic retreat into the city’s storied past. Established in 1976, this enduring establishment has witnessed the evolution of Las Vegas, maintaining its charm amidst the ever-changing landscape.

Inside, patrons find a cozy space adorned with vintage decor, where the ambiance is both unpretentious and inviting. The bar boasts some of the most affordable drink specials in town, including $1 Bud Lights and Budweiser, complemented by $2 Nathan’s Famous ¼ lb. hot dogs.

Adjacent to the bar, a well-stocked liquor and convenience store offers a range of spirits, including rare bourbons and cognacs, as well as snacks and souvenirs.

Stage Door Casino stands as a testament to Las Vegas’s rich history, offering a genuine and affordable experience that contrasts with the city’s more opulent venues.

• Casino at The Cromwell - The Cromwell Las Vegas is a boutique hotel and casino located at the heart of the Las Vegas Strip. With 188 rooms, including 19 suites, it offers an intimate, Parisian-inspired atmosphere that blends vintage charm with modern luxury. It features a 2-4-1 cocktail happy hour and a $5 drink happy hour!

• Grand Bazaar Shops - The Grand Bazaar Shops at Horseshoe Las Vegas is a vibrant open-air marketplace that captures the essence of global bazaars, reimagined with a Las Vegas flair. Visitors can explore a diverse array of retailers, gift shops, candy stores, and food options. Culinary offerings are equally varied, featuring establishments such as Chicago-style pizza, 2-4-1 drink deals, Wahlburgers, Giordano’s, and Istanbul Mediterranean, providing flavors from around the world.

Whether you’re seeking unique souvenirs, international cuisine, or simply a lively atmosphere to stroll through, the Grand Bazaar Shops offer a dynamic and engaging experience in the heart of the Las Vegas Strip.

• The Cosmopolitan Casino - The Cosmo is a sanctuary of modern luxury and artistic expression nestled in the heart of the Strip. With its sleek, high-rise towers and distinctive design, it stands as a testament to contemporary elegance amidst the neon glow of Las Vegas.

Upon entering, guests are greeted by the iconic Chandelier Bar, a three-tiered marvel of crystal and light that shimmers like a jewel at the center of the resort. The ambiance is both glamorous and inviting, setting the tone for the experiences that await.

Beyond its well-known attractions, the resort conceals a collection of hidden gems that offer unique experiences for the discerning explorer: an unmarked pizzeria accessible through a hallway adorned with vinyl records, a tequila and nachos bar located behind an unassuming door marked with a white donkey, and, disguised behind a functioning barbershop, a speakeasy-style lounge with live music and an extensive whiskey selection.

• BrewDog Las Vegas - Lastly, if time allows and/or you still have some steps left in you - head up to Brewdog. It’s a rooftop bar, perched atop the vibrant Las Vegas Strip, offering a unique fusion of craft beer culture and the city’s dynamic energy. Spanning two expansive floors, this venue combines a rooftop bar, microbrewery, and entertainment space, all set against the backdrop of panoramic views of the city’s iconic skyline.

• Easy’s Cocktail Lounge - Again, if time allows and depending on the day/time booked, and you have a few more steps in you, drop into a classy vintage-style cocktail lounge with nightly live music behind a donut shop.

• Me and my big fat liver
• Licensed tour guide

• Alcoholic beverages
• Piggyback rides home
• Private transportation

Minimum of 2 participants per reservation required

Join an exciting small-group walking tour exploring the hidden gems, secret bars, speakeasies, drink specials, affordable spots, and happy hour locations along the Las Vegas Strip. Discover bars you should visit and learn about, which you might overlook if exploring solo!

This is not your average bar crawl. Unlike typical crawls that visit three bars where you wait endlessly for a drink, this tour takes you to multiple bars. Some stops will allow for a sit-down experience, while others offer drinks to-go, focusing on lively spots rather than pretentious ultra lounges.

Check the itinerary for a sample of the venues.

The guide will also highlight additional bars with great deals, so you can revisit them later during your Vegas stay, saving both time and money.

The emphasis is on discovering new places, having fun, and enjoying a true Vegas experience. The tour is highly adaptable, with venues changing based on the group’s preferences.

For any inquiries, feel free to get in touch. Private tours are also available.

Note: Most participants don’t make it to the end. No beginners, please!

• You must bring a legal valid I.D. and be at least 21 yrs old. Not 20 about to turn 21 at midnight or the next day.
• Minimum 2 people per booking - solo travelers, message me first.
• Bar-Crawl featuring a variety of bars: rooftops, 2-4-1 deals, mystery shots, cheap beers and cocktails, dive bar, speakeasies, drink deals, hidden gems.
• Drinks: Buy your own drinks. That’s usually how it goes on these things.
• Open container law: Can legally walk the Vegas Strip with cups and cans.
• Dresscode: just be presentable. There’s only one bar (a speakeasy) that has a dress code for men: no cut-offs, hats, durags, sandals, shorts. Basically, be presentable. If not, we can skip that. Plenty of places to go.
• Save Time: instead of wondering around aimlessly trying to find what you saw on Tik Tok & Youtube. I’ll just take you there and point out several other spots along the way. Setting you up with spots for the rest of your trip.
• Save Money: why pay $13 for a beer at a generic casino bar when next door is the last whole in the wall from the 70’s with $3 beers all day everyday! I’ll show you where to stretch your money. Quality on a budget!
• Canadians and internationals welcomed!
• I’m self-employed. I don’t work for Viator.
• Great for: bachelorettes, girls or boys trip, couples, recent break ups, day drinkers, solo travelers (solos - contact me first before booking)
• We can do a little sightseeing too. I can also take pictures with your phone.
• If you want a specific time that’s not listed or a private tour, message me!
• This is a walking tour.
• Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion. No amateurs and no mames guey!
• No politics! Zero, none!
• @theworsttourguide
• If you have problems walking, health issue and/or you’re a mean drunk, not for you

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.