Embark on the Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam, a politically incorrect and history-focused adventure. Brace yourself for bad language, bad taste jokes, and an unforgettable history lesson. No snowflakes allowed!
Embark on the Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam, a politically incorrect and history-focused adventure. Brace yourself for bad language, bad taste jokes, and an unforgettable history lesson. No snowflakes allowed!
- Centraal Station - The guide will welcome guests, provide an overview of the tour, and introduce the city of Amsterdam.
- Cafe Karpershoek - The guide will explain the historical significance of this location, offering insights into the city’s unique character and sharing entertaining local tips. Notably, Vrerick Geritssen, the first registered…
- Centraal Station - The guide will welcome guests, provide an overview of the tour, and introduce the city of Amsterdam.
- Cafe Karpershoek - The guide will explain the historical significance of this location, offering insights into the city’s unique character and sharing entertaining local tips. Notably, Vrerick Geritssen, the first registered tapper, began selling beer here in 1606!
- Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna - As one of the city’s oldest inhabited areas, the guide will recount stories of past life, the enjoyment of the era, and the fascinating artifacts unearthed from this site.
- Dam Square & Damstraat - The guide will discuss the contributions of each century and the transformations at this site, along with modern-day events. Plus, there are some impressive buildings to admire!
- Begijnhof - This stop will cover the history of its residents, its intriguing past, and its current uses, promising an engaging experience.
- Museum Het Rembrandthuis - The guide will highlight Rembrandt’s brilliance and his extraordinary exploits, concluding the Amsterdam overview.
- Amsterdam Museum - The discussion will focus on the variety of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam, as well as the surrounding architecture and area.
- Bloemenmarkt - A concise history of its origins and its present-day status will be provided.
- In de Waag - The tour will conclude here, reflecting on the fascinating experiences and sights encountered along the way.
- Local Guide
- Local Guide
- Gratuities
- Lunch
- Gratuities
- Lunch
This is the only city tour that is fun, alternative, and politically incorrect. Unlike free walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, this fun walking tour delivers a brutally honest, genuinely funny take on Amsterdam’s history, packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs.
Expect politically incorrect humor and stories about…
This is the only city tour that is fun, alternative, and politically incorrect. Unlike free walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, this fun walking tour delivers a brutally honest, genuinely funny take on Amsterdam’s history, packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs.
Expect politically incorrect humor and stories about the Dutch Golden Age, colonial trade, the Red Light District, and Amsterdam during WWII that many guides wouldn’t dare to tell. The guides are locals with stories, not scripts, so every tour comes with its own personality, jokes, and surprises. Visitors will also discover how Amsterdam’s past shaped the city seen today.
Starting at Centraal Station, the walk passes through Dam Square and Amsterdam’s historic centre, exploring the Dutch Golden Age, the Red Light District, colonial history, and the story of Anne Frank. Book a spot now and join in for the stories, laughs, and memories!
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
